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Anti Google FAQ

Google hat vor ein paar Tagen die Top Suchwörter von 2006 in Google Zeitgeist veröffentlicht. Da kann man sich schlau machen zu welchen Schlüsselwörtern man am besten Artikel geschrieben hätte um bei Google vorne mit dabei zu sein. Nun hat sich einer aber die Frage gestellt wie man am besten wieder aus der Google Indexierung rauskommt oder sich von Google fernhalten kann und dazu eine Anti-Google FAQ erstellt. Im folgenden die einzelnen Themen die behandelt werden:

  • How can I get banned from Google’s web index?
  • How can I make sure Google ignores my requests?
  • My site occupies the #1 spot for many search queries. How can I lower my ranking?
  • I have a hard time spending all my AdSense income… what to do?
  • How do I piss off Google employees?
  • I want to get a Cease & Desist from Google. How?
  • I don’t want to hear any news about the Google. Any ideas on how to achieve that?
  • I have a cool web service but don’t want to become a strong competitor to Google, what do I do?
  • I hate Google, which website do I read?
  • My company is developing neat web gizmos but we’re afraid Google might offer us loads of cash to buy our team and/ or web site. How do we build a defense plan?
  • My AdWords campaign is generating too many visitors… is there something I can do against this?
  • I don’t like how the Google homepage is all clean and uncluttered. How can I lower the Google homepage’s usability?
  • I want to ruin my reputation using Google. Is there a blueprint for doing so?
  • I want to get some really bad translations from Google. Where do I go to?
  • Is it possible for me to make Google crash my server?
  • How do I best sue Google?
  • Google results are often not showing enough spam hits. Is there a way to get more spam into Google?
  • I want to stop using Google’s tools altogether. Where do I go?

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